Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.
by funkfunk April 12, 2006
Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.
Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"
by funkfunk April 13, 2006
Punishment. Worst pain in the world. A good exuse to stay home from school/work. But it still hurts like fuck.
Mother: "Carrie! Get up, it's time to go to school!"
Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..."
Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."
Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..."
Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."
by funkfunk April 12, 2006
My hella hyphy shoes I had before anyone else did at my school. Cool only when actual cool people wear them.
Alyssa: OMG, carrie!!!! Look at my new pink chucks! Aren't they so kewl?!?!1111
Me: Shut up you little whore. Go whore up something that's not cool.
Alyssa: Omg, why are you such a bitch?!?!11111
Me: Why are you such a dumbass whore?
Me: Shut up you little whore. Go whore up something that's not cool.
Alyssa: Omg, why are you such a bitch?!?!11111
Me: Why are you such a dumbass whore?
by funkfunk April 13, 2006
Real name Vincent Gallo. See him on IMDB.
CA-RAZY nucca who made that Brown Bunny movie, and sells his semen. He's a hooker. He said for a million dollars, he'll have sex with a girl. But he's racist. Yet he was a B-boy and battle-rapped Ice T. Breakdancing Pioneer. Talks like a little white girl with braces. Looks as if he's 20, but is 44. This is completely true. I'm not lying. This guy is crazy, yet GENIUS. Except for the racist shit, that just ain't cool. PEACE.
CA-RAZY nucca who made that Brown Bunny movie, and sells his semen. He's a hooker. He said for a million dollars, he'll have sex with a girl. But he's racist. Yet he was a B-boy and battle-rapped Ice T. Breakdancing Pioneer. Talks like a little white girl with braces. Looks as if he's 20, but is 44. This is completely true. I'm not lying. This guy is crazy, yet GENIUS. Except for the racist shit, that just ain't cool. PEACE.
Me: DAY-UM! Look at dat crazy nucca, Prince Vince. What a manwhore!
Josh: Trudat. Trudat.
Me: Fo sho.
Josh: Trudat. Trudat.
Me: Fo sho.
by funkfunk April 14, 2006
1. Also See Sex
2. A drugridden superstar, who hated himself for years.
3. The Sole Purpose of The Trentzie Twins.
4. A truely intelligent, great individual.
2. A drugridden superstar, who hated himself for years.
3. The Sole Purpose of The Trentzie Twins.
4. A truely intelligent, great individual.
1. I want Trent Reznor. HARD.
2. "Stop Taking that Cocaine, Trent!" -Me, '96
3. Trentzie Twins Activate!
4. "An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your sleep at any time." -Trent Reznor
2. "Stop Taking that Cocaine, Trent!" -Me, '96
3. Trentzie Twins Activate!
4. "An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your sleep at any time." -Trent Reznor
by funkfunk July 21, 2006
Sexy Jewish boys I want to have babies with. I love their music. Who else can pull off... "See I walk, a like Jabba da hut, wit style so new y'all be like what?!" They're ultra cool because they can be funny, have good beats, good rhymes, and have a good cause at that same time.
Me: Oh my lord, the beastie boys are HAWT.
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!
by funkfunk April 13, 2006