redneck speaker phone

when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.

i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.

by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018

tight doors

another way of saying "tight pussy". opposite of loose vagina.

Lisa and i were messing around last night and i couldn't hardly get my dick in her pussy, she got some tight doors.

by fuckthathotass69 February 06, 2017

kitten puncher

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.

I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.

by fuckthathotass69 May 02, 2018

Hair lip

hair lip is what you get when you go down on girl that has a "bush" and you come up with hair in your mouth.

bitch, i am tired of getting a freaking hair lip every time i eat you, shave that thing.

by fuckthathotass69 August 26, 2017

snoopy

snoopy is a person that cannot resist the temptation of going thru your cell phone as soon as you set it down and turn your back.

keep an eye on your cell phone, Stacie (a.k.a.Snoopy) will be at the party.

by fuckthathotass69 October 11, 2017

Dick Bag

a.k.a. utters.

That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.

by fuckthathotass69 January 05, 2022

viginalocity

travel website for whores, prostitutes and hookers. lowest prices on air fare , hotels and rental cars only for skank hoes, prostitutes and nasty ass hookers.

Trixie told me that the viginalocity website has 20.00 hotel rooms in Atlanta, Ga this weekend.

by fuckthathotass69 February 09, 2017