tight doors

another way of saying "tight pussy". opposite of loose vagina.
Lisa and i were messing around last night and i couldn't hardly get my dick in her pussy, she got some tight doors.
by fuckthathotass69 February 06, 2017
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redneck speaker phone

when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.
i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.
by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018
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semen straw

male member, dick, cock, prick, tool....
Melissa loves to suck Billy's semen straw.
by fuckthathotass69 January 26, 2017
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Ground and pound

It is what one does to another person when you knock someone down our out while fighting - when they try to get back on there feet and cannot quit running there smart ass mouth. You proceed to ground and pound until they learn a life lesson.
Bill knocked Leroy out while they were fighting last night. Leroy was trying to get up on his feet but kept running his mouth. Billy then proceeded to ground and pound Leroy until he knocked him out again.
by fuckthathotass69 September 16, 2021
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flying the flag

flying the flag- another way of saying - she is on her period.
Lisa is being a total bitch this week, she must be flying the flag.
by fuckthathotass69 July 26, 2017
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anal muzz

the discharge that comes out of someones ass (male or female) after prolonged anal sex.
Lisa is always complaining about how much anal muzz she has when her and billy finish having anal sex.
by fuckthathotass69 July 26, 2017
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Slut Tears

slut tears are what is running down your girls face after you give her a "facial"(cum on her face)
last night when we finished fucking, i put slut tears all over Cindi's face.
by fuckthathotass69 February 15, 2018
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