Definitions by fuckingendme

columbian bj 

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.

Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.

columbian bj by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

April 20th 

1: The day where everyone smokes weed. 4/20.
2: Hitler's day of birth
3: The day of the columbine school massacre.

The pro of April 20th outweighs the cons.

April 20th by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

columbian moving van 

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.

We drove the columbian moving van last night.

columbian moving van by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

▯ 

the thing that shows up instead of Unicode on an unsupported device

MRLENNY69: ▯▯▯▯▯▯
MobileBill: Aw, I can't see Unicode..

▯ by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

blandequecoruscaphobia 

Fear of butts.
It also partially means butt in latin.

non blandequecoruscaphobia: dat girl has a good ass
blandequecoruscaphobia: RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

blandequecoruscaphobia by fuckingendme May 3, 2016

tlts;dr 

Stands for "Too long to send, didn't read."

Meant to be for if someone sends you a message, you reply and then they don't reply for a few hours/days/weeks/months/years/decades and acts like it had been a minute. This shows your hate for what they have done and that you no longer care about the topic originally mentioned.

guy: Hey, what are you doing?
man: Nothing much, you?

2 days later

guy: Just playing some games.
man: tlts;dr

tlts;dr by fuckingendme April 27, 2016

Dudisem 

Pronounced: DOOD-IS-UM
A religion created by fans of the movie "The Big Lebowski" that often uses the word dude and man in certain phrases.

1: "Hey man. Are you part of Dudisem?"
2: "Yeah, totally man.

Dudisem by fuckingendme March 21, 2015