tlts;dr

Stands for "Too long to send, didn't read."

Meant to be for if someone sends you a message, you reply and then they don't reply for a few hours/days/weeks/months/years/decades and acts like it had been a minute. This shows your hate for what they have done and that you no longer care about the topic originally mentioned.

guy: Hey, what are you doing?
man: Nothing much, you?

2 days later

guy: Just playing some games.
man: tlts;dr

by fuckingendme April 27, 2016

columbian moving van

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.

We drove the columbian moving van last night.

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

Urban Attention Whore

A person who puts their name on urban dictionary with tons of thing saying they are kind and beautiful.

PLPL is such an Urban Attention Whore!

by fuckingendme March 21, 2015

April 20th

1: The day where everyone smokes weed. 4/20.
2: Hitler's day of birth
3: The day of the columbine school massacre.

The pro of April 20th outweighs the cons.

by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

▯

the thing that shows up instead of Unicode on an unsupported device

MRLENNY69: ▯▯▯▯▯▯
MobileBill: Aw, I can't see Unicode..

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

columbian bj

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.

Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.

by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

Dudisem

Pronounced: DOOD-IS-UM
A religion created by fans of the movie "The Big Lebowski" that often uses the word dude and man in certain phrases.

1: "Hey man. Are you part of Dudisem?"
2: "Yeah, totally man.

by fuckingendme March 21, 2015