36 definitions by fuck off nosy ass prick

GTA cop

Somebody who calls the cops when you barely tap them or their car. See crybaby and snowflake

P1: I got into this fender bender and the little shit called the cops
P2: Dude they're such a GTA cop

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

cursed definition

The most common thing on the urban dictionary.

And here we see a cursed definition in the wild.

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

Comendeer

What it's called when a cop steals your car.

Person 1: dude look at my new ride.
Cop 1: I'm comendeering your vehicle!
Person 1: dude why
Cop 1: T H A T ' S C L A S S I F I E D I N F O R M A T I O N

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

Idk and Idc

A mysterious abbreviation nobody seems to know or care about.

P1: What does IDK and IDC mean?
P2: I don't know and I don't care

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

182883893202383820

A random ass number

182883893202383820, or 182,883,893,202,383,820, is ~183 quadrillion.

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 22, 2022

ud pictures

Something that should exist, but doesn't.

P1: Hey have you looked at ud pictures?
P2: Wait that exists?
P1: No, but it should.
P2: (nods in agreement)

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

Joe Su

Joe momma sus 😳

A version of the "Joe Momma" joke that I'm honestly not completely sure anyone thought of before me. (Pretty sure it's been thought of a bunch of times tho)

P1: have you heard about Joe Su?
P2: Who's Joe Su?"
P1: Joe momma sus"
P3: Lmaoooooooō
P4: bruh did you just say lmao in real life? That's kinda sus
P5: WHY IS AMONG US FUCKING EVERYWHERE
P6: amogus*
P5: ...
P5: I hate you

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 12, 2021