Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.
by frick1 April 03, 2010
by frick1 February 24, 2010
Continental Divide Trail. One of the three main long-distance hiking trails in the US; goes from Canada to Mexico along the continental divide.
by frick1 March 29, 2010
An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).
by frick1 February 24, 2010
by frick1 February 24, 2010
Investor slang; a brief recovery in the price of a falling stock. Term is derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."
by frick1 February 24, 2010