Imperial Beach

The last authentic beach ghetto in California.
Imperial Beach is too close to Mexico to ever be safe or clean.
by frick1 February 24, 2010
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Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.
by frick1 April 03, 2010
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Iraqistan

Sand and brown people on top our oil. Tard Ferguson bombed 100,000+ Oilraqis to death out of fear and ignorance.
People that think governments invade countries out love and concern are criminally retarded. Iraqistan was invaded to for oil, lucrative contracts, and Israeli pressure.
by frick1 March 29, 2010
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Bunger

Ate too many jalapenos at Taco Bell and now my bunger is chapped.
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Mexico

A crime scene with its own flag.
Don’t go to Mexico—those people would kill you for yesterday’s newspaper.
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Mexico

Canada is America’s hat, Mexico is America’s pants.

Mexico City is North America’s butthole.
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