fred's definitions

ricci

she is amaziningly buff! n has da most amazin ass!
a well gd m8 2!

check out dat girl, its ricci!

by fred March 10, 2005

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

by Fred April 11, 2005

frankie says relax

Frankie also says, ''Go fuck yourself.''

Frankie:''Go fuck yourself.''

by Fred January 13, 2005

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

cut one from the herd

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.

Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass

by Fred April 3, 2004

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003