frank valente's definitions

training my ninjas

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

by frank valente January 7, 2007

twinkle nuts

the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.

"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"

by frank valente January 7, 2007

jingle tits

a nick name for a man with large breasts

check out jingle tits over there on the other side of the room.

by frank valente October 24, 2006

hoodie

a term - to perform oral sex on a male who is uncircumsized

man that girl gave me such good hoodie, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.

that girl can give good helmet!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.

last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

extreme footjob

when one performs the act of a footjob to a male (barefoot & dry) until male comes to completion. then when he ejaculates, use the sperm as a lubricant and proceed to continue giving a footjob until at least 3 or more seperate orgasms have been achieved.

i got an extreme footjob last night by jenny!

by frank valente October 20, 2006