in italian it means "valuable"
my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!
when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.
hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.
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when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.
last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!
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when one performs the act of a footjob to a male (barefoot & dry) until male comes to completion. then when he ejaculates, use the sperm as a lubricant and proceed to continue giving a footjob until at least 3 or more seperate orgasms have been achieved.
i got an extreme footjob last night by jenny!
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a nick name for a man with large breasts
check out jingle tits over there on the other side of the room.
another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.
Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!
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to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.
yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.
