drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.
last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!
by frank valente October 22, 2006
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hoodie

a term - to perform oral sex on a male who is uncircumsized
by frank valente October 22, 2006
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valente

my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!
by frank valente September 04, 2006
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twinkle nuts

the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.
"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"
by frank valente January 06, 2007
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jingle tits

a nick name for a man with large breasts
check out jingle tits over there on the other side of the room.
by frank valente October 24, 2006
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helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.
that girl can give good helmet!
by frank valente October 22, 2006
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extreme footjob

when one performs the act of a footjob to a male (barefoot & dry) until male comes to completion. then when he ejaculates, use the sperm as a lubricant and proceed to continue giving a footjob until at least 3 or more seperate orgasms have been achieved.
i got an extreme footjob last night by jenny!
by frank valente October 20, 2006
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