frank valente's definitions

valente

in italian it means "valuable"

my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!

by frank valente September 5, 2006

training my ninjas

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

by frank valente January 7, 2007

paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

by frank valente August 5, 2006

helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.

that girl can give good helmet!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

twinkle nuts

the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.

"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"

by frank valente January 7, 2007

drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.

last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

funnelcake

to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.

yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.

by frank valente August 2, 2006