Definitions by frank valente

training my ninjas 

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

training my ninjas by frank valente January 7, 2007

twinkle nuts 

the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.

"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"

twinkle nuts by frank valente January 7, 2007

jingle tits

a nick name for a man with large breasts

check out jingle tits over there on the other side of the room.

jingle tits by frank valente October 24, 2006

hoodie 

a term - to perform oral sex on a male who is uncircumsized

man that girl gave me such good hoodie, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

hoodie by frank valente October 22, 2006

drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.

last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!

drive by monkeying by frank valente October 22, 2006

helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.

that girl can give good helmet!

helmet by frank valente October 22, 2006

extreme footjob 

when one performs the act of a footjob to a male (barefoot & dry) until male comes to completion. then when he ejaculates, use the sperm as a lubricant and proceed to continue giving a footjob until at least 3 or more seperate orgasms have been achieved.

i got an extreme footjob last night by jenny!

extreme footjob by frank valente October 20, 2006