nasty bum sex

a vigorous humping up the rangers end.

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."

by frank pubes September 16, 2005

donkey's yawn

a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.

"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

woodbine

the brand of fags wee jim watson's mum smokes

"hey frodo, yer maw smokes woodbine !!!"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

veiny bang stick

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

by frank pubes February 03, 2005

Luke Piewalker

A stereotypical fat, geeky computer nerd, normally bespectacled, into sci-fi - especially Star Wars.

"Luke Piewalker from the Superdrug desk is at home playing with his new light-sabre"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004