frank pubes's definitions

captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

vulvic

the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.

"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."

"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

chancer

a dude that attempts to fire an index finger up a girl's jacksie whilst enjoying carnal relations with her

"craig stewart is a fuckin' chancer, he tried to prod my tea-towel holder when he was hanging out me last night."

by frank pubes January 5, 2005

Eating out of the tin disease

a disease affecting human beings and apes where the eater can die.

"Fuck me, I think I've got eating out of the tin disease from that can of tuna"

Craig Stewart 20/01/2005

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

swingers

or "big hairy swingers"

very large testicles

"steveo mckell has a tiny wee nob, but he has some set of big hairy swingers. his burd's arse must be black and blue with them slapping off it!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

jazz drum

your parper, trumper, botbot, arse, shitebox.

rhyming slang for your bum.

"i fired it up the burd's jazz drum last night"

by frank pubes April 1, 2005