frank pubes's definitions

woodbine

the brand of fags wee jim watson's mum smokes

"hey frodo, yer maw smokes woodbine !!!"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

maximum brutality

brutality that is indeed maximum

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

super furry animals

an amazing band from wales

or

untidy minges

"i was down the old nudest beach yesterday, the super furry animals were everywhere"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

jazz drum

your parper, trumper, botbot, arse, shitebox.

rhyming slang for your bum.

"i fired it up the burd's jazz drum last night"

by frank pubes April 1, 2005

Eating out of the tin disease

a disease affecting human beings and apes where the eater can die.

"Fuck me, I think I've got eating out of the tin disease from that can of tuna"

Craig Stewart 20/01/2005

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

Luke Piewalker

A stereotypical fat, geeky computer nerd, normally bespectacled, into sci-fi - especially Star Wars.

"Luke Piewalker from the Superdrug desk is at home playing with his new light-sabre"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004