frank pubes's definitions

maximum brutality

brutality that is indeed maximum

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

super furry animals

an amazing band from wales

or

untidy minges

"i was down the old nudest beach yesterday, the super furry animals were everywhere"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

Eating out of the tin disease

a disease affecting human beings and apes where the eater can die.

"Fuck me, I think I've got eating out of the tin disease from that can of tuna"

Craig Stewart 20/01/2005

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

swingers

or "big hairy swingers"

very large testicles

"steveo mckell has a tiny wee nob, but he has some set of big hairy swingers. his burd's arse must be black and blue with them slapping off it!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

jazz drum

your parper, trumper, botbot, arse, shitebox.

rhyming slang for your bum.

"i fired it up the burd's jazz drum last night"

by frank pubes April 1, 2005