frank pubes's definitions

maximum brutality

brutality that is indeed maximum

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

bagpeel

When the ball sack is sweaty and sticks to the inner thigh.

"Christ it's hot as hell today, I've got a bit of bagpeel for my troubles ..."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

veiny bang stick

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

furries

The Super Furry Animals

"The furries are the best band on the planet. Coldplay have arse crabs."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

baps

Jugs, breasts, hooters, jubblies, big orbs.

"Check Tracey's baps, they're hanging out her dress..."

Wee Scabby - Christmas night out, 2004

by frank pubes February 5, 2005