Definitions by frank pubes

Luke Piewalker 

A stereotypical fat, geeky computer nerd, normally bespectacled, into sci-fi - especially Star Wars.

"Luke Piewalker from the Superdrug desk is at home playing with his new light-sabre"

Luke Piewalker by frank pubes December 31, 2004

big spunky udders 

huge paps that have just been jizzed on

"check the big spunky udders on this cow"

big spunky udders by frank pubes December 31, 2004

vulvic 

the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.

"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."

"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"

vulvic by frank pubes December 31, 2004

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

monkey's knee by frank pubes December 30, 2004

donkey's yawn 

a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.

"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"

donkey's yawn by frank pubes December 30, 2004

swingers 

or "big hairy swingers"

very large testicles

"steveo mckell has a tiny wee nob, but he has some set of big hairy swingers. his burd's arse must be black and blue with them slapping off it!"

swingers by frank pubes December 30, 2004