fraghappy's definitions

mp3

(n.) A music file that can be downloaded of of P2P programs or internet sites. The spread of this file type has caused many people to rip off music illegaly, causing recording artists to shit in their pants because they are losing 3-8% of their profit.

The RIAA shit in their pants when they saw my MP3 collection.

by fraghappy November 6, 2003

Japan

1) (n.) A country on a island just off of the coast of eastern Asia. The people of Japan are very open and caring people who enjoy good food (see wordramen/word, family values, technology, anime, and saki. Japan is known for having an extremely low violence rate, an amazing school system, and great culture.

2) (n.) The country of which wordanime/word is originated from.

Wow, Japan must be one of the best countries in the world!

by fraghappy November 6, 2003

masturbate

1) SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement. (v.) The act of sexually pleasing yourself to orgasm. For males this involves using the hands to massage the penis in a thrusting motion, while for females this involves rubbing and stimulation of the vaginal and clittoral areas. This is often accompanied by some sort of sexually pleasing visual and/or mental stimulation.

2) (n.) Something a true Catholic cannot do because the wrath of the imaginary friend will come down upon them. See wordgod/word.

I was so horny I bought a Playboy and masturbated.

by fraghappy November 6, 2003

the shit

1) (adj) Anything that kicks ass.

NOTE: Not to be confused with "shit" which is a derrogatory term meaning something entirely different.

The new South Park episode was the shit!

by fraghappy November 6, 2003

battis

1) n. A breed of demi-gods with supreme power over electronics, known for preferring the substance 'Mountain Dew' over the ambrosia that the rest of the gods drink.

Whoa? You assembled that computer fast. You must be a battis!

by fraghappy May 16, 2004

frag

1) (v.) To kill someone in a first-person shooter.

2) (v.) To completely pwn the hell out of someone.

Look at how many frags I got in that last round of Halo!

by fraghappy November 6, 2003

cerpin taxt

Protagonist of the story in the Mars Volta album, De-loused in the Comatorium. After overdosing on morphine, he enters a dream world where he is put through a series of trials by the tremulants, creatures from his own mind that inspire his art. In the end, he comes out of the coma and feels only fit for the dream world and attempts suicide again by jumping off of a bridge, this time succeeding.

Take the veil, Cerpin Taxt!

by fraghappy November 17, 2004