Definitions by foy_45

old dick 

1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.

2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.

Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.

or

Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.

old dick by foy_45 March 28, 2004

kirking out 

What happens when someone sees Kirk Cameron and enjoys it.

I was flipping channels, and Growing Pains was on, so I started kirking out!

kirking out by foy_45 March 28, 2004

kirk cameron 

That idiot who was on Growing Pains...he has curly hair, and his sister played DJ on Full House.

I wouldn't fuck Kirk Cameron, but I'd probably do his sister. Probably.

kirk cameron by foy_45 March 28, 2004