old dick

1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.

2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.

Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.

or

Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

partland

verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.

John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

kirk cameron

That idiot who was on Growing Pains...he has curly hair, and his sister played DJ on Full House.

I wouldn't fuck Kirk Cameron, but I'd probably do his sister. Probably.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004