foug's definitions

jerking

The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.

Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself

by foug September 25, 2003

FriendsLessNess

When the machines in NHL 2003 try to take advantage of you without your partner.

Do you wanna play hockey sis?

by Foug July 10, 2003

foug dance

An almost tribal form of dance and done under hazed conditions, near hallucination. Robotic movements and thumbs up are key steps in this form of drunken or bong induced expression.

Noid: Stop, you're sketching me out.
C: dance dance revolution

by foug January 11, 2005

Don't judge me!

1st appeared in the year 2000. Is used to avoid dirty/confused looks after expressing ones opinion.

objectionars rarely intervenes once this quote is uttered, in fear of offending you.

C - argh just end it
A - ??
C - *raises finger in air* don't judge me! ...
K - waa

by foug January 17, 2005

PTF

To be screwed over by life, without any warning or chance to escape. Covers a wide variety of siutations.

Ed: I picked up a girl on friday night, went back to her place and then she showed me her wiener.
Jon: You were PTF'd

by foug March 24, 2003

1081

The Mecca for lost Darkside souls. Pilgrimages are undertaken during the most severe blizzard conditions. this facility is equipped with high tech electronics as well as enclosed bathroom bunker with enough entertainment to last 6 hours. Recent upgrades have also inculded a bradar station.

C: Heart attak pizza and 12 cans of rootbeer
pizza guy: where too?
C: 1081
pizza guy: is that a apartment?

by Foug September 30, 2003

waaa

common in badly dubbed martial arts movie. used in social settings initially at the greeting but also during commercial breaks at awkward silences to rescue the group from random foug facts

A - *sitting alone*
intermission room door opens
C - waaa
guest - gets up off of tub edge and stands in demoted area

by foug January 13, 2005