ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

by foug March 27, 2003

clam chowder

known too many as the band clam chowder, known to the very few as my brothers band. often used in social situations in the garage in awkward situations when bitches are around.

Tycho - who is on the radio
C- i think they said clam chowder
A - thats my brothers band
*smoke bomb*
stranger - I'm flying star guys guys guys

by foug January 13, 2005

Mogilny

Used to describe a slick move that helps to avoid a ptf type situation.

Noid: How did you get out of there?
Boat Guy: I pulled a Mogilny and split.

by foug April 19, 2003

Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

by foug January 12, 2005

Sacred Roll

1) While visiting a foreign bathroom; Finding that last roll of ass wipe under the bathroom counter as you penguin walk from the toilet, panicked that you will be exposed by having to ask for a fresh roll.

2) When cash is real low, the last roll in the house, that must be rationed carefully and used for emergencies only. (No doubling up)

Foug: Hey, you got anymore shit paper?
C: I don't know, wait here last one man.
Foug: ahh, Sacred Roll

by foug January 11, 2005

The Group

A cult that bands together opressing society views and as well to engage in various acts of illegal and idiotic activities. Newcomers are usually frowned upon but exceptions can be made if they can contribute to the collective.

Noid: Who is knocking on the door?
C-Dawg: I'll check it out.
Uninvited Guest: Hey I brought some munchies for "the group"
The Group: ahh..

by Foug September 07, 2003

Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.

B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.

by foug January 13, 2005