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Convergeys

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !
by Foug January 13, 2005
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Mailbot

its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.
Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines
by Foug March 12, 2005
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1081

built during the end of the coldwar, 1081 was designed to be airlifted to avoid unwarranted entries. entry to this facilty requires socks and approval from any 2 council members often decided in intermission room. Visitors are assigned specific seating too avoid interuptions to games night. failure to comply results to demotion and often blacklisted forever. disguised as a bungalow, 1081 is able to powerdown immediately quite often during bradvoidence forecasts.
*ring*
C - waaa
Noid - yo
C - someone is requesting permission to enter
Noid - i'll meet you in the office
by foug January 13, 2005
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b4

Most commonly the last thing you hear before "I sunk yo battleship!"

24 hrs nonstop shop, if you forgot something or your just coming home from downtown, stop by anyone is welcome! employing the youth of tomorrow
Snowman: Man now what?
Noid: B4?
by foug June 19, 2003
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Darcy Tucker

Fearless teammate and hated throughout the league by many opposing fans and players. Regardless of how much time to heal before a playoff game will always look savagely beaten before that game's end.(ref. to two black eyes in gm 1 of 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs)
C: He just jumped into the other team's bench.
Noid: Is he trying to bite that guy? What a savage
by foug January 13, 2005
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SSDJS

Paul: I hope Nick can get us in the club.
Mitch: He's got SSDJS!
by foug March 25, 2003
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Sogilny

Piper 1: Man that was a long flight!
C-Dawg: brb washroom break...
5 min later
Piper 2: Where is Sogilny?
by Foug March 20, 2004
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