1. Herpes
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
1. the state or quality of sweat being sticky or slimy; a measure of uncleanliness that considers the quantities of hair grease, sweat, and dirt on an unkempt person recorded on a scale from 1 to 10.
Joaquin Phoenix registered an 8.5 on the "Elviscosity" scale during his spaced out performance on Davis Letterman, he looked like hadn't showered in months.
by Fotofly November 29, 2010
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
1. a football player who thinks he is expressing his individuality by letting his long nasty hair hang out of his football helmet.
(see also)
repunzealous- to show enthusiasm for long hair hanging out of a football helmet.
(see also)
repunzealous- to show enthusiasm for long hair hanging out of a football helmet.
When you play college football, there is a one in ten chance that you will become a Repunzealot and have long hair hanging out of your helmet.
by Fotofly December 04, 2010
by Fotofly December 03, 2010
1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.
Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!
by Fotofly November 30, 2010
a prostitute that you fuck so hard and so good, she leaves her pimp and signs her house over to you.
guy 1: damn, nice house dude
guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning
guy 1: who is Roxanne?
guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"
guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning
guy 1: who is Roxanne?
guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"
by Fotofly November 26, 2010