Linux

A non-operating system that still hasn't lived up to its excessive hype, because the geeks in the community are;
(a) too busy arguing with each other over which distro is the best,
(b) blaming Microsoft even for ridiculous things such as huricanes, tsunamis, and last year's boom of aphids, and
(c) producing variants of Linux that are completely incompatible with each other.
While distros of Linux such as Mepis and Ubuntu are showing some promise, it would be logic-defying if the Linux community FINALLY produces something that actually is worth using on the desktop without any program installation hassles by 2010.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the REAL cost of running Linux on the desktop:

Linux distro: $0.00 to $99.99 if you have high-speed internet access, $9.99-$179.99 if you don't.
Linux manual: $19.99 to $79.99
New Modem (because "winmodems" don't run under Linux): $29.99 to $59.99
New Soundcard (because the soundcard you have is not supported): $19.99 to $89.99
New Internet Service Provider (because no popular ISP supports Linux) $7.99 to $39.99
(Note: The non-popular ISPs often don't have free minutes and will charge you like they would a regular phone call).
New graphics-card (because your integrated video card is not supported) $29.99 to $199.99
New printer (because your printer is not supported) $39.99 to $159.99
New scanner (very few are Linux-compatible) $49.99 to $199.99
The sheer frustration of finding out that, despite buying the new hardware and spending weeks of relaxation time tinkering with the command-line code, Linux STILL refuses to perform on the same level as OS-X or Windows XP: Priceless
Windows XP: $99.99 to $199.99
Cost of new hardware (all the hardware you bought for Linux is Windows-compatible) $0.00

And this, my friends is the true cost of running Linux on the desktop.

by former penguin May 14, 2005

English grammar

Something that Linux users lack since they all dreamt of compiling the kernel while sleeping through their English classes.

An example of poor English grammar is 1337/leet speech.

by former penguin August 11, 2003

msblast

One of the innumerable Windows virus created by Linux users who are too scared or stupid to go directly after Bill Gates himself.

Linux fag: 1 hate b1ll gates c0z he suxx0rz d0g felch. 1 kn0w im g0na d0 1 w1l make a v1rus that k1ls the hd of evry W1nd0z usr. l0l0l0l.

by former penguin September 01, 2003

tweak

To improve. To modify so it runs better, faster, and more efficiently.

Linux programmers seriously need to learn how to tweak their operating system so it doesn't eat up so much RAM.

by former penguin February 18, 2003

CS Player

An idiot who forgets that there are plenty of PC games out there that are infinitely better than Half Life: CounterStrike.

CS players are homo fags

by former penguin March 05, 2003

fiction

Every claim made about Linux being user friendly and hardware compatible.

Most of the praises about Linux are pure fiction.

by former penguin October 10, 2003

sobig

One of many virus created by Linux geeks who want "revenge" against Microsoft but are too stupid or scared to directly attack Bill Gates himself.

It wouldn't be surprising if the teenager who got arrested for crafting the Sobig virus runs Linux on his computer.

by former penguin August 31, 2003