foltor's definitions

Tolkienian

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Fezzik

1. the giant in The Princess Bride (played by Andre the Giant)

2. a big, strong guy that could probably crush your ribcage with one hand if he wanted to, but is really sweet and harmless

Don't worry about Mark, he's just a big fezzik.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Foltor

1. hero in Irish myth who helped Finn MacCuil rescue his companions from the underworld

2. an awesome tracker or navigator

All those guys in Search and Rescue are total foltors!

by foltor September 2, 2005

grinch

1. to gripe or complain about stuff peripheral to holidays (e.g. traffic, crowds at the mall, etc.)

2. a person who incessantly does the above, year after year

Don't be such a grinch!

by foltor September 2, 2005

nuclearator

mirowave oven, see nuclearate

Just toss it in the nuclearator for three minutes.

by foltor September 2, 2005

mosstrooper

1. an undisciplined soldier

2. a total lunatic, one who fights without fear of death or is impervious to pain, one who takes unreasonable risks just for the hell of it and delights in causing destruction and mayhem, see also berserker

3. someone obsessed with hiking

4. a beverage composed of 4 parts root beer and 1 part lemonade (and a sprig of mint if you're Martha-friggin'-Stewart)

1. Ray showed up for duty without polishing his boots. What a mosstrooper!

2. Ray just walked up and slapped that tiger. What a mosstrooper!

3. Ray has been walking for twelve hours. What a mosstrooper!

4. It's been a long day. I need a mosstrooper.

by foltor September 2, 2005

adventure

something that is most likely a very, very bad idea, but sounds like it would be exciting, so you try it anyway

Let's go to North Korea! It would be an adventure!

by foltor September 2, 2005