calligraphy

the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way

By studying your calligraphy I have discovered your weakness in swordsmanship.

by foltor September 02, 2005

nuclearator

mirowave oven, see nuclearate

Just toss it in the nuclearator for three minutes.

by foltor September 02, 2005

buttons

an object with buttons, esp. a handheld device like a remote control or cordless phone

This show sucks. Pass me the buttons.

by foltor September 02, 2005

Andre the Giant

1. HUGE French actor (1946-1993), best known for his role as Fezzik in The Princess Bride.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

by foltor September 02, 2005

pelor

a big, friendly guy

(after the sun god from D&D)

That's too bad about Andre the Giant. He was a total pelor.

by foltor September 02, 2005

adventure

something that is most likely a very, very bad idea, but sounds like it would be exciting, so you try it anyway

Let's go to North Korea! It would be an adventure!

by foltor September 02, 2005

grinch

1. to gripe or complain about stuff peripheral to holidays (e.g. traffic, crowds at the mall, etc.)

2. a person who incessantly does the above, year after year

Don't be such a grinch!

by foltor September 02, 2005