fizzle's definitions

key

v. tr. Trucker-speak for opening a channel on Citizen's Band (CB) in order to broadcast.

The trucker keyed the mic and the filth and nonsense began to spew forth.

by fizzle April 11, 2004

elephant gun

n. euphemism for the male organ

John whipped out his elephant gun.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

smokey bear

n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.

by fizzle April 14, 2004

what's your username?

What the BOFH asks when he wants to kick someone's e-ass. See what's your IP?

Luser: My account is empty!
BOFH: What was your username again?
Fish. Barrel. Shotgun.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

evel knievel

1. n. Trucker-speak for a motorcycle cop. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel.
2. Evel Knievel is a famous motorcycle-riding daredevil who has reportedly broken every bone in his body multiple times.

I got pulled over by an evel knievel.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

dumps like a truck

A large booty. From dump truck: a vehicle with a large area for hauling things. It's just the woman-car metaphor with another twist. see junk in the trunk, badonkadonk

That girl got dumps like a truck, yo!

by fizzle March 24, 2004