county mounty

n. Trucker-speak for a county sheriff or sheriff's deputy. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

County Mounties generally won't pull you over.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

the ranch

n. the house, the crib, the place where you hang your hat.

Let's head back to the ranch.

by fizzle April 02, 2004

skullbuggery

see skullduggery, skullfuck

same as above

by fizzle April 02, 2004

hammer

n. Trucker-speak for gas pedal. see hammer lane, hammer down

Hammer down.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

pedal to the metal

1. when a vehicle is going as fast as it can
2. something you say when you want someone to go faster in a car, see hammer down.

1. That car was going pedal to the metal.
2. Let's go, pedal to the metal!

by fizzle April 05, 2004

even money

A sure thing, a slam dunk, something that is in the bag. From gambling lingo.

If there's only one horse in the race, then it's even money that the one horse is going to win the race.

by fizzle April 11, 2004

bajunkajunk

n. 1. A booty that's big, but not the right shape. A misshapen badonkadonk.
2. A true badonkadonk, but is used and tore up.

That ain't no badonkadonk, that's a bajunkajunk.

by fizzle April 03, 2004