Baka

1. Japanese term for calling someone an idiot/blockhead or any other variation of those words.
2. Can be used as an expression of frustration by pointing at oneself without actually referring to yourself
1. That baka really blew it this time
2. I lost again.. baka...
by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003
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n00b cannon

1.
A channel operator on IRC who racks up vast numbers of kicks - usually in channels where people won't stfu and rtfm

2.
An IRC channel which draws bunches of lame n00b's who get kicked (cannoned)frequently. (Usually ANY *nix related channel..)
1.
<Foo> !kick Lamer1
<foo> !kick Lamer2
<RogerD> Foo is in his n00b cannon mode today..

2. <RogerD> You can't even talk in #linuxhelp anymore these days cuz of all the kick messages. The place is a n00b cannon!
by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004
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foojoo

1. Word coined in an IRC channel as a space holder for other words much as foobar is.
2. Can coupled with baka as an intense insult.
1. #foojoo is the channel to put it in, just fill it with whatever your channel really is.

2. Baka foojoo! You got us kicked out!
by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003
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out of phase

Much confused with out of synch, it means that two objects are not in synchronization or are opposing each other. Can be used as an insult if pointed at a single person, meaning "Out of touch with reality"
1. My speakers are out of phase.. i must have crossed the wires
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2. Me and my ex-GF are so out of phase
-or-
3. Bill is SO out of phase
by FinalPhoenix September 25, 2003
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run up

Sometimes used in place of "spin up" or "start up" Many meanings.
1. The hard drive on my computer failed to run up
2. Now dont get me run up, you wont like what happens..
3. Me and my GF totally run up
by FinalPhoenix September 25, 2003
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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 01, 2014
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Fark/Farked

A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com
My web server went down. Why? It was farked pretty heavily
by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003
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