Urban Dictionary: Definitions by filthy pirate hooker

Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

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When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.

I was feeling frisky this morning so I rolled my date over and had a lovely bottom breakfast!

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a labial rejuvenation

That hoe's so used up, she had to get a clam tuck to keep her pussy from dragging on the ground!

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When a guy shits in a girl's mouth, then cums on it and rests his nut sack on top

My girlfriend likes to eat shit so I gave her a Rocky Road.

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That chick was hot but turns out she was just a fancy tucker!

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When you get road head by an old woman with no teeth while driving a Rascal down the street

My grandpa gets around so much better with his Rascal. He gets mobile uploads all the time now!

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When you have sex with a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, dip your dick in it and shove it in her mouth.

She wanted dinner, so I shoved a fish stick in her mouth!

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