PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.

My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"

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Rocky Road

When a guy shits in a girl's mouth, then cums on it and rests his nut sack on top

My girlfriend likes to eat shit so I gave her a Rocky Road.

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When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

by filthy pirate hooker December 07, 2010

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When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

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When a girl is grinding on a guy on the dance floor and accidentally leaves a pee stain on his pant leg. Similar to a snail trail.

That chick was totally getting me hot on the dance floor until she left a lemonade slide on my pants!

by filthy pirate hooker December 01, 2015

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She hadn't shaved in so long Tarzan could be swinging around in her vinegina and no one would ever know!

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When you have sex with a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, dip your dick in it and shove it in her mouth.

She wanted dinner, so I shoved a fish stick in her mouth!

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