A hilarious TV show which shows kids with special needs trying to create music. It's seriously the funniest thing on TV.
Cast:
Cassidy "Can't spell my first name" Pope
Michael "Think my name is Jersey" Moriarty
Mike Genitals
Alex Lipshawed off
Elliot "Has a Pussy" James
Dummy Nolan
Basically, they try to imitate their favorite band Paramore with hilarious results! They're so bad at it, you have to laugh hysterically!
Cast:
Cassidy "Can't spell my first name" Pope
Michael "Think my name is Jersey" Moriarty
Mike Genitals
Alex Lipshawed off
Elliot "Has a Pussy" James
Dummy Nolan
Basically, they try to imitate their favorite band Paramore with hilarious results! They're so bad at it, you have to laugh hysterically!
Jim: Look everybody! "Hey Monday" is on!
Lisa: Really! Oh, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This show is so funny!
Richard: I know, I love watching retarded kids try to make music! I just kills me!
Lisa: Really! Oh, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This show is so funny!
Richard: I know, I love watching retarded kids try to make music! I just kills me!
by fgsfdsMASTER June 28, 2009
Someone who pretends they're bisexual to create a scene or uses the fact that they're bisexual to create a scene.
Some qualities of a bi-scene kid:
-Thinks the only reason others dislike them is because they are bi.
-Constantly talks about how they are bi or brings up their same-sex partner when joking about sex. However, they won't do this when they are dating someone of the opposite sex.
-Will say things to remind you that they are bi.
Some qualities of a bi-scene kid:
-Thinks the only reason others dislike them is because they are bi.
-Constantly talks about how they are bi or brings up their same-sex partner when joking about sex. However, they won't do this when they are dating someone of the opposite sex.
-Will say things to remind you that they are bi.
Bi-scene girl: John only hates me because I'm going out with Jenny.
Martin: Don't worry, he probably wants it deep in him, lol.
Bi-scene girl: I want Jenny to do me deep... (Author fgsfdsMASTER sez: how the fuck does that work, lol?)
Martin: Umm, okay... hey, do you think Samantha will go out with me?
Bi-scene girl: I don't know, but I don't think she's as hawt as Jenny though. She's a sexy beast.
Martin: Ugh... why are there so many bi-scene girls?
Bi-scene girl: You know what, your just a hater like John! Your jealous of me and my hot babe!
Martin: Don't worry, he probably wants it deep in him, lol.
Bi-scene girl: I want Jenny to do me deep... (Author fgsfdsMASTER sez: how the fuck does that work, lol?)
Martin: Umm, okay... hey, do you think Samantha will go out with me?
Bi-scene girl: I don't know, but I don't think she's as hawt as Jenny though. She's a sexy beast.
Martin: Ugh... why are there so many bi-scene girls?
Bi-scene girl: You know what, your just a hater like John! Your jealous of me and my hot babe!
by fgsfdsMASTER March 16, 2009
President of the United Stated from 2000-2008
Gets a lot of crap from people who have a lack of basic understanding of government. Apparently, no one has a fucking clue about checks and balances, which if you're not aware of, means the president can't do whatever he wants. There had to be a bunch of other supposed "fuck-ups" from congress (Democrats included) right behind him.
Gets a lot of crap from people who have a lack of basic understanding of government. Apparently, no one has a fucking clue about checks and balances, which if you're not aware of, means the president can't do whatever he wants. There had to be a bunch of other supposed "fuck-ups" from congress (Democrats included) right behind him.
Assuming person who fails to understand checks and balances: Oh my god, George Bush screwed up the economy! Anarchy, man!
Non-dipshit: If you had any clue about government, you'd know that it was Congress, not George Bush, who screwed up the economy. Anarchy is a flawed system anyways.
Non-dipshit: If you had any clue about government, you'd know that it was Congress, not George Bush, who screwed up the economy. Anarchy is a flawed system anyways.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 26, 2008
A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.
HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.
People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards
HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.
People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards
Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
by fgsfdsMASTER February 02, 2009
Your typical faggot on Urban Dictionary. Essentially posts pointless definitions to get attention or look cool.
Some definitions from UD Losers include:
1. Defs about peoples names. Todays top scientists haven't found a reason for these defs yet other than people tryin to increase their e-popularity because nobody in real life likes them.
2. Fantards. They post defs on UD about games/bands because it is a form of masturbation for them. They literally get off on talking about how great their favorite game/band is. Pathetic.
3. sOOp4h 1337 gan6st4 sh11tZ. IRL losers pretending to be gangstas online and post defs saying that every single word in the english language is drug/sex/violence related. This is all despite the fact that they have never tried drugs, have had sex with anyone besides themselves, or even picked up a real fire arm.
4. Nerds. Mostly populate the UD chat rooms because nobody in real life cares about what they have to say. Will criticize your spelling and grammar because that sort of thing is serious shit on the internet. You don't fuck around with it. Basically, remind them that they have no friends and they'll back off.
5. Little kids. Children who have found this site, usually on accident because most kids are too stupid to use a computer and pretend to be adults, but are clearly identifiable as someone young enough to be breast fed. Since they are young, they are highly susceptible to influence. Exploit at will.
6. Trolls. One who takes advantage of internet and UD losers for entertainment. Simply don't be a loser (A challenge for most UD users) and you'll stay out of their sites.
Some definitions from UD Losers include:
1. Defs about peoples names. Todays top scientists haven't found a reason for these defs yet other than people tryin to increase their e-popularity because nobody in real life likes them.
2. Fantards. They post defs on UD about games/bands because it is a form of masturbation for them. They literally get off on talking about how great their favorite game/band is. Pathetic.
3. sOOp4h 1337 gan6st4 sh11tZ. IRL losers pretending to be gangstas online and post defs saying that every single word in the english language is drug/sex/violence related. This is all despite the fact that they have never tried drugs, have had sex with anyone besides themselves, or even picked up a real fire arm.
4. Nerds. Mostly populate the UD chat rooms because nobody in real life cares about what they have to say. Will criticize your spelling and grammar because that sort of thing is serious shit on the internet. You don't fuck around with it. Basically, remind them that they have no friends and they'll back off.
5. Little kids. Children who have found this site, usually on accident because most kids are too stupid to use a computer and pretend to be adults, but are clearly identifiable as someone young enough to be breast fed. Since they are young, they are highly susceptible to influence. Exploit at will.
6. Trolls. One who takes advantage of internet and UD losers for entertainment. Simply don't be a loser (A challenge for most UD users) and you'll stay out of their sites.
Typical UD losers
1. OMG, the name JAMES, it like SUPER COOL because I SAID SO. OMG!!!!! did u c that guy, hes SUCH A JAMES111
2. lik, halo 3 is SUCH THE FUCKING SHIT, i play it all day long and im a 50. i got lik 1000 other xbl accounts wit 50s on them tooo. this game is awesome beyond all believe. halo 3 is better than sex. im stiil a virgin, but i can garuntee u it is!!! holy shit, i just came.
3. A light bulb is when you get head from a hoe, smoke some sick ass weed, and bust a nigga wit a cap.
(In the background)
"What mom?"
...
"im on the computer."
...
"but im not hungry!"
4.
Non-nerd: ya man, at least i got a car 4 now. its a peic of shit, but it runs
Nerd: Excuse me sir, but you have to seriously examine your spelling and grammatical errors.
Non-Nerd: y dont u go outside and mak som friends?
StarTrekRocks117 has signed off
5. Kid: im clearly an adult. ive had many sex!
Adult: bro, everybody cusses at ther parents, u should try it!
Kid: Ok.
6. Def: Jimi Hendrix
The shitties guitarist I have ever seen. I know retards with AIDS who play better than him.
(The Troll laughs his ass off as losers who believe he's actually being serious about thinking Jimi Hendrix is a bad guitarist attempt to make witty comebacks. They all fail.)
1. OMG, the name JAMES, it like SUPER COOL because I SAID SO. OMG!!!!! did u c that guy, hes SUCH A JAMES111
2. lik, halo 3 is SUCH THE FUCKING SHIT, i play it all day long and im a 50. i got lik 1000 other xbl accounts wit 50s on them tooo. this game is awesome beyond all believe. halo 3 is better than sex. im stiil a virgin, but i can garuntee u it is!!! holy shit, i just came.
3. A light bulb is when you get head from a hoe, smoke some sick ass weed, and bust a nigga wit a cap.
(In the background)
"What mom?"
...
"im on the computer."
...
"but im not hungry!"
4.
Non-nerd: ya man, at least i got a car 4 now. its a peic of shit, but it runs
Nerd: Excuse me sir, but you have to seriously examine your spelling and grammatical errors.
Non-Nerd: y dont u go outside and mak som friends?
StarTrekRocks117 has signed off
5. Kid: im clearly an adult. ive had many sex!
Adult: bro, everybody cusses at ther parents, u should try it!
Kid: Ok.
6. Def: Jimi Hendrix
The shitties guitarist I have ever seen. I know retards with AIDS who play better than him.
(The Troll laughs his ass off as losers who believe he's actually being serious about thinking Jimi Hendrix is a bad guitarist attempt to make witty comebacks. They all fail.)
by fgsfdsMASTER July 19, 2009
A gay emo band in which it's fans insist that they are not emo, but the band members where eyeliner, dress-up in all black, cry about stuff in their music, and typically (but not always) has one or more bisexual members. Definition of an emo band.
Some good examples of eyeliner bands:
30 Seconds to Mars
MCR
Fall Out Boy
Bullet for my Valentine
Pretty much all the bands that emo teenagers like.
30 Seconds to Mars
MCR
Fall Out Boy
Bullet for my Valentine
Pretty much all the bands that emo teenagers like.
by fgsfdsMASTER September 23, 2009