fernando's definitions

beaver cheese

A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.

I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!

by Fernando January 17, 2004

regular polygon

it is a closed figure with regular sides (same length)

a square is a polygon

by Fernando January 27, 2004

Coconut

anything or anyone that is white on the inside but brown on the outside
chicanos and other decendents of brown spanish speaking people that can't or won't speak spanish, act white, and are ashamed of their heritage

Christina Aguilera is the quintessential coconut

by Fernando December 28, 2005

Bonikis

money, dollar bill.

Hey, let me borrow 10 bonikis.

by Fernando May 29, 2004

lp

short for el producto; a brand of cigars that are often used to make a blunt

get the lp so we can roll a fat one

by Fernando April 26, 2005

Sixty-Eight

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so

girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"

by Fernando November 14, 2005

yellocaust

The effect a bright yellow house has on a neighborhood.

When living in a yellowcaust neighborhood giving directions are easy. E.g. "I live across the road from the insanely yellow house. You can't miss it."

by Fernando September 2, 2004