felix badcock's definitions

Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

whipped up a batch of red cream soda

The act of one or more men having sex with a lady, during that time of the month, while ejaculating multiple times, thus making "red cream soda"

did you hear about Gene, Eric and 6, they "whipped up a batch of red cream soda" with that girl.

by felix badcock January 1, 2011

10-4

Refering to a scale of 1 thru 10; when a person, male or female, has a smoking hot body and a not so attractive face.

Damn, that girl/guy is smoking hot from the neck down but her/his face leaves something to desire.

Yeah, she/he is definitely a 10-4

by felix badcock October 24, 2007

ran out of talent

when someone screws up something simple that they do often; referring to sports

"I was dribbling down the court when i 'ran out of talent' and bounced it off of my foot"

by felix badcock July 9, 2006

Fatty McCracken

Nickname given amongst fat friends

'Look I wrote Dave's name on the scorecard as 'Fatty McCracken'

by felix badcock July 9, 2006