Definitions by felix badcock

Rusty Waffle Maker 

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

Rusty Waffle Maker by felix badcock March 31, 2024

whipped up a batch of red cream soda

The act of one or more men having sex with a lady, during that time of the month, while ejaculating multiple times, thus making "red cream soda"

did you hear about Gene, Eric and 6, they "whipped up a batch of red cream soda" with that girl.

whipped up a batch of red cream soda by felix badcock January 1, 2011

10-4

Refering to a scale of 1 thru 10; when a person, male or female, has a smoking hot body and a not so attractive face.

Damn, that girl/guy is smoking hot from the neck down but her/his face leaves something to desire.

Yeah, she/he is definitely a 10-4

10-4 by felix badcock October 24, 2007

Fatty McCracken 

Nickname given amongst fat friends

'Look I wrote Dave's name on the scorecard as 'Fatty McCracken'

Fatty McCracken by felix badcock July 9, 2006

ran out of talent

when someone screws up something simple that they do often; referring to sports

"I was dribbling down the court when i 'ran out of talent' and bounced it off of my foot"

ran out of talent by felix badcock July 9, 2006