felipe's definitions

jew'd

when a bowl of marijuana has been turned to ash and nothing remains. this refers to the tendecy of hebrews being burned to ash.

FELIPE- yo jared hit that shit son nawmeen!!

JARED- nah son that shits been jew'd

by FELIPE April 16, 2005

rama

In Arthur C. Clarke's work, Rama is a gigantic cylinder-shaped space vessel created millions of years ago by a very advanced species.

We're about to dock with Rama.

by Felipe February 21, 2004

Satanic Dump

Taking a massive dump on someones chest then lighting it on fire. You then savour the delicious smell and then begin to run your genitalia in it.

CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!!

Ryan Bosch of Lee, NH burned his penis skin off by giving his friend Jay Garrity a Satanic Dump.

by Felipe November 27, 2004

Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".

Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!

by Felipe September 8, 2004

juan on juan

a mexican basketball game.

"oye vato lets go play some juan on juan"..."horale"

by felipe February 20, 2005

simp

In Arthur C. Clarke's Rama, simps are super chimps, genetically enhanced simians that weigh less than 30kg, consume half the oxygen and food needed by a human, but can do the job of 2.75 men in domestic affairs, elementary cooking, tool transportation and a dozen other routine tasks.

Endeavour's simps are Blackie, Blondie, Goldie and Brownie.

by Felipe February 21, 2004

goma

spanish for "gum"
mexican slang for opium

Nos gusta fumar goma
(We like to smoke opium)

by Felipe May 11, 2004