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Spacker

"Don't put jam near that shepherd ye spacker."
by felchmeister General October 23, 2003
mugGet the Spackermug.

scrunt

A cunt of the scruffiest variety AKA Scruffy Cunt
You fuckin scrunt
by felchmeister general October 29, 2003
mugGet the scruntmug.

Banshee

Often misinterpreted as being a sado-masochistic ass felcher, this type of being will often practive the lowest level of sexual depravity eg dogging. Often known as tri-sexual.
Karl Senior, Jon Bamber and all the LAN Techs
by Felchmeister General October 16, 2003
mugGet the Bansheemug.

Porn Bear

Lord high ruler of the Porn Bear Cult. Currently has 500,000 members (see www.pornbear.co.uk)
by felchmeister General October 22, 2003
mugGet the Porn Bearmug.

Nice machine

"Look at the tits on her!"
"Yeah, nice machine"
by felchmeister General October 22, 2003
mugGet the Nice machinemug.

fanny diesel

An undesirable and unhygenic cocktail of sweat, piss and fanny lube from the fanny of a fat bird. Often pungent, rarley lethal.
"I sat on L-A-S's chair the other day and when I stood up, the backs of my trousers were wet with, what I believe to be, fanny diesel."
by felchmeister general October 29, 2003
mugGet the fanny dieselmug.

Springbean

Proper noun. Bastardised version of "Pugwall Summer's" Stringbean, and refers to absolutley fuckin anyone. Used instead of mate, buddy, pal, fella.
Alright Sprinbean.
Is Springbean coming out to play?(Springy, Springos, Springio, Springos etc)
by felchmeister General October 22, 2003
mugGet the Springbeanmug.

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