federalq2b's definitions

shit doesn't stink

Describes people or places who are really stuck up or sediddy. It's somebody wh think's they're better than you are because of thier job, income education, or their parents.

1) No wonder you broke up with that bitch. I told you a hundred times she thinks her shit doesn't stink.

2) Welome to Lake Mohawk. Our shit doesn't stink

by FederalQ2B July 31, 2006

Buckwheat

1) African-American charicter in the "Our Gang/Little Rascals" shorts played by Willie Mae Taylor.

2) Zydeco singer-Accordianist Stanley Dural Jr. who fronts the band Buckwheat Zydeco

And you know the battle cry
"OH-TAY"

by Federalq2b June 10, 2005

Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

by Federalq2b June 2, 2005

oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

by FederalQ2b February 15, 2006

Q

A Federal Q2 siren, the last mechanical siren made for a moving vehicle. It's almost always used on fire apparatus.
It's loud as hell. R=The next best thing to playing an MP3 of "Move bitch! Get out the way!' on a badass PA system.

"It ain't a fire truck without a siren." Federal Signal slogan

by Federalq2b January 6, 2007

blue canary

Firefighter slang for a police officer at a fire or accident involving hazardous materials. Usualy it's because cops will approach the scene without any breathing apparatus or protective gear. When you see the cop keel over, call the mop and glow squad and get the hell out!

Oh shit! We got an officer down by the overturned truck carrying Benzene. Call Chemtrec!

by FederalQ2B June 27, 2005

mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007