I didn't care what anyone else thought of his wedding speech in the marquee; one way or another, unaccustomed to public speaking as he was, it drove me to the edge of sanity. So in the end I just got up there when he was finished and for the next three hours, until the Security bundled me out the flap, I decided to out-Herod Herod and went for it.
by Fearman October 04, 2007
Get the out-Herod Herodmug. by Fearman November 25, 2007
Get the silicone shipmug. A list of countries that "President" Bush II chooses to use as a distraction from domestic issues and questions about his own popularity. Members of the axis are usually (but not invariably) Muslim, are often grindingly poor outside the palaces of tribal elites, and more to the point do not possess the ability, as states, to retaliate against American soil if subjected to an armed invasion.
China is not part of the Axis of Evil because it possesses ICBMs and incidentally is a large market for American businesses.
by Fearman January 29, 2008
Get the axis of evilmug. A dance that symbolises an entire way of life that was supposedly very intense, meaningful and sensual, and intrinsic to the human and natural worlds, but that was in fact never lived. The literal dance itself never existed, and those who pretend to knowledge of it cannot agree on what the moves were. More generally, a myth in the most amorphous state possible.
Jane spent her college years trying to find references to the acorn dance.
Everything is an acorn dance and nothing is.
Someone wrote a thesis on Renaissance painting and the acorn dance. It was rather sensual stuff and I still couldn't make head nor tail of it.
Everything is an acorn dance and nothing is.
Someone wrote a thesis on Renaissance painting and the acorn dance. It was rather sensual stuff and I still couldn't make head nor tail of it.
by Fearman April 13, 2008
Get the acorn dancemug. Popular local name for the statue of Molly Malone selling shellfish out of a cart, mounted on the pavement between the main gates of Trinity College and Grafton Street, Dublin, Ireland.
Ya gadda love the tart with the cart. Nice jugs on her. The oysters would probably taste as good as they ever did.
by Fearman December 10, 2007
Get the tart with the cartmug. 1. Town in Nebraska slightly to the west of Heck but east of Motherfuckingcrapdagger.
2. A place they send you when you die for posting those adverts for religions or religiously connected material on the right of an Urbandictionary page. Yes, this includes Scientology.
3. Accurate description of the surface of the planet Venus, although on Venus there aren't that many guys in kinky suits with pitchforks.
4. The most terrible place most people can imagine. Like a boarding school on Sunday, only funnier.
5. A place you invoke after you discover that the bottle of absinthe that cost you over a hundred Euro shattered in transit.
6. Rumoured to be the subtitle of the latest version of Microsoft Word.
7. Place where you go, according to Gary Larson, to play the accordion for eternity.
8. A place where there are fires everywhere but it's dark. It's either very very hot or very very cold. You burn up ... forever. If there was any possibility of it being real it wouldn't have to be portrayed as anywhere near as nasty.
2. A place they send you when you die for posting those adverts for religions or religiously connected material on the right of an Urbandictionary page. Yes, this includes Scientology.
3. Accurate description of the surface of the planet Venus, although on Venus there aren't that many guys in kinky suits with pitchforks.
4. The most terrible place most people can imagine. Like a boarding school on Sunday, only funnier.
5. A place you invoke after you discover that the bottle of absinthe that cost you over a hundred Euro shattered in transit.
6. Rumoured to be the subtitle of the latest version of Microsoft Word.
7. Place where you go, according to Gary Larson, to play the accordion for eternity.
8. A place where there are fires everywhere but it's dark. It's either very very hot or very very cold. You burn up ... forever. If there was any possibility of it being real it wouldn't have to be portrayed as anywhere near as nasty.
We're in Hell, and the good news is the population is only 301.
Now that line on Hell oughta stop them ... I wish.
Venus is Hell, Earth is Heaven.
I thought I was back in boarding school on a Sunday, but it turns out I'm only in Hell. That's a relief.
Hell! My best absinthe!
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Now that line on Hell oughta stop them ... I wish.
Venus is Hell, Earth is Heaven.
I thought I was back in boarding school on a Sunday, but it turns out I'm only in Hell. That's a relief.
Hell! My best absinthe!
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by Fearman April 23, 2008
Get the Hellmug. Morbid fear of becoming the defendant in a class action suit taken on behalf of a large number of dead chihuahuas. Or by a large number of undead chihuahuas.
By the time you find yourself suffering from multimortamicrocanisequiphobia, it's time to decompress.
by Fearman November 22, 2007
Get the multimortamicrocanisequiphobiamug.