Verb describing penile amputation, especially when carried out by an amateur and soon followed by ejection of said organ out the window of a moving car. After the operation carried out by Lorena Bobbitt on her husband John Wayne Bobbitt.
You think you're a great lover boy, don't you? Well, if you don't swear blind you'll leave my wife alone, I'll bobbitt you!
by Fearman August 14, 2007
Get the bobbittmug. Comment on you average hitman:
I love hitmen. Whatever you do to them, you don't feel bad.
- Marv (Mickey Rourke) in Sin City (dirs. Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez, 2005).
I love hitmen. Whatever you do to them, you don't feel bad.
- Marv (Mickey Rourke) in Sin City (dirs. Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez, 2005).
by Fearman November 28, 2007
Get the hitmenmug. An expression of revulsion at the readiness of some people to support pseudo-medicines like homeopathy or ayurvedic therapy, or pseudoscience generally.
by Fearman September 27, 2007
Get the quick quackettymug. 1. Orange drink Britvic tried flogging about twenty years ago.
2. Maximum age at which a woman generally looks sexy to a sex-starved guy in his late twenties.
3. Maximum speed it is safe to hover around on a 60 mph speed limit road with speed traps likely to be around the curve.
2. Maximum age at which a woman generally looks sexy to a sex-starved guy in his late twenties.
3. Maximum speed it is safe to hover around on a 60 mph speed limit road with speed traps likely to be around the curve.
New Britvic 55, new Britvic 55, NEW!!!
She's still gorgeous at 55, and there's definitely no chance of knocking her up.
I'm doing 55. Better not push it with the cops out.
She's still gorgeous at 55, and there's definitely no chance of knocking her up.
I'm doing 55. Better not push it with the cops out.
by Fearman November 20, 2007
Get the 55mug. Term used in referring to an urban myth according to which you may drown if you swim too soon after a meal; apparently you get a cramp and promptly go kerplunk to the bottom. The safe time after the meal, when you can safely swim again, is said to be one hour in Northern Europe, while in Hispanic culture it is often said to be three hours, which is longer than most people spend at the beach. Thought up way back when by some lazy mom who wanted to take a nap in the sun and couldn't bother her ass to look out for the kids; unfortunately it has entered the folk wisdom and some adults end up believing it. Cramps can actually afflict a person at any time and do not adversely affect one's buoyancy in the water. Neither do they do too much damage to your swimming skills, unless perhaps you are participating in an Olympic event. They are more likely to happen as a reaction to exposure to cold water. If you are in an environment where, perhaps due to currents, a cramp could be the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps. Just ask yourself; have you ever heard a pathologist or coroner announce that the cause of someone's death was "swimming on a full stomach"? No, I didn't think so.
Jimmy was running and screaming along the shore and his mommy was feeling lazy and couldn't be bothered looking out for him, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.
by Fearman September 27, 2007
Get the Drowns Syndromemug. 1. A weird and wonderful land beyond the nethermost north wind that some nineteenth-century mystics once imagined to be inhabited by incredibly evolved blond blue-eyed people known as the Hyperboreans. Proof positive that some people had way too much to drink.
2. Somewhere you see when you are paralytic drunk.
2. Somewhere you see when you are paralytic drunk.
Belief in Ultima Thule barely survived the arrival of nuclear submarines at the North Pole.
After ten pints of lager and a few shots of absinthe or whiskey, he's headed for Ultima Thule.
After ten pints of lager and a few shots of absinthe or whiskey, he's headed for Ultima Thule.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
Get the Ultima Thulemug. Initials SS, also known as the Deep Green Mob. Given to talking about Nature in a way that is second cousin to God Squad style. Can't hear the word biotech without steam jetting out their ears, firmly believe that "chemical" is supposed to be an unqualified snarl word, and understand the difference between energy and radiation like nobody else. They would like to open your mind. Some of them would like to use a pick-axe.
When the local Sandal Squad heard that Jimmy Brogan was growing seedless grapes in his greenhouse, they turned up with a bulldozer and mangled the place.
by Fearman April 10, 2008
Get the Sandal Squadmug.