hard as fuck

to be at the limit of erect, so so so hard, can only come from man on man sex

last night after church i was hjard as fuck and so rammed into johnnyso that it was painful, god i was so super right on hard as fuck

by fb December 31, 2004

rugby union

Inferior sport to rugby league. Aparently points are scored by goal kickers (one to a team of fifteen). Imagines that one day it will be bigger than soccer.
Generally played by those educated at Public (ie private) schools.

Much over rated by the british media.Most of whom went to said schools.

Hey fat boy, why don't you go and play rugby union?

by FB November 26, 2003

blind lunch

when you fuck a blind bitch and shit on her tits and tell her you've cum on them and tell her to rub it into her tits. then run away

yo i gave that retard cunt a blind lunch yow

by fb December 31, 2004

gorilla punch

The definition I have always heard for gorilla punch is the same as for donkey punch. You know, the whole punch her in the back of the head during anal thing.

When I was about to jizz I gave her a gorilla punch.

by FB May 23, 2003

shit sandwich

during a threesome with some hot little guys,one must shit on ones chest and have another lad squelch together on him whilst the other guy watches and sprays his duck butter on them

me,jonathan and christian had a lovely shit sandwich last night

by FB January 31, 2005

OI!

Three chord thrash by bands that couldn't play punk.

For christs sake turn that n OI se down.

by FB November 26, 2003

scooterboy

Mid eighties to mid nineties british youth cult. Recognisable by bad haircuts, ratty scooters such as Lambretta or Vespa and a love for obscure and rare soul, ska, punk andpsychobilly. Often found in pubs in run down seaside reorts.

Not a mod

Oh look theres another pissed scooterboy

by FB November 26, 2003