fb's definitions

hard as fuck

to be at the limit of erect, so so so hard, can only come from man on man sex

last night after church i was hjard as fuck and so rammed into johnnyso that it was painful, god i was so super right on hard as fuck

by fb December 31, 2004

blind lunch

when you fuck a blind bitch and shit on her tits and tell her you've cum on them and tell her to rub it into her tits. then run away

yo i gave that retard cunt a blind lunch yow

by fb December 31, 2004

pentagon

Five blokes fucking one lucky lucky fuckin girl. She has a plug in the lug, is skiing and also taking it brown and pink. I fuckin wish i had me a vagina, fuck this penis i hate it.

We were all bored after dinner so the call went up....PENTAGON....Marion assumed the position and Joefus, Reece, Estacio, Pelore, and Michael all took their kek off and places. I watched from the corner...trying to ignore the hateful female flesh form revealed.

by FB January 18, 2005

shit sandwich

during a threesome with some hot little guys,one must shit on ones chest and have another lad squelch together on him whilst the other guy watches and sprays his duck butter on them

me,jonathan and christian had a lovely shit sandwich last night

by FB January 31, 2005

hottivity

a level of superhero like sexyness

Shannon's hotivity tonight has all my blood rushing to my ... when ever she gets close

by FB February 16, 2005

BMK

Black Man's Kryptonite ... the ass of a girl who renders the game of even the most skilled playas useless.

The guys at the bar couldn't keep their eyes off her BMK.

by FB February 21, 2005

gorilla punch

The definition I have always heard for gorilla punch is the same as for donkey punch. You know, the whole punch her in the back of the head during anal thing.

When I was about to jizz I gave her a gorilla punch.

by FB May 23, 2003