Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

by fattehboi February 11, 2009

lance armstrong

When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.

bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit

by fattehboi November 02, 2008

Bro

18 to 24 year old male who wears berkinstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays ultimate frisbee, and wears a upsidedown visor or baseball hat with a pre-frayed brim.

dude: yo bro what up
bro: sup dude, playin gamecube
dude: nice man, i love that shit

by fattehboi November 04, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd like to Fuck

dude: Yo Sarah Palin?
dude2: Total VPILF.

by fattehboi November 04, 2008

brosiah

Another word for bro, broski, dude, broseph, and man.

Common among high school and college males

Friend1: Yo man whats going on?
Friend2: Not much brosiah, heading to a party.

by fattehboi March 29, 2008

GMH

Gives Me Hope

It's like an FML, but way less depressing, and gives people a sense of hope for humanity.

Today, I lost my virginity. I'm an avid WoW player and spend most of my time on Digg.com. GMH

by fattehboi May 31, 2009

PAWS

Pooping As We Speak. Used when IMing or texting a buddy from a phone, laptop, blackberry etc.

Dudeski: Hey man whats up?
Dudeskidoo: nm just chillin, im out and i really gotta shit
Dudeski: PAWS :
Dudeskidoo: damn you

by fattehboi September 02, 2009