Definitions by fatass

carpet 

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

carpet by Fatass February 13, 2003

censorship 

a means of sheltering minors from the world or any matierial that may not be politically correct.

"Yeah, that game's okay because you slaughter millions of innocent people in various bloody ways, but oh! GOD! don't look at that one, it has boobs in it."-Sony Computer Entertainment of America

censorship by Fatass February 13, 2003

techno 

a type of synthesized music often used for dancing.

Well, its not really my style, but one time I heard this techno song once and it was like...
do do do do do do do
And then it was like. . .
dollllli do dollllli do. . .

techno by Fatass February 13, 2003

bunholio 

cornholio's long lost brother in the world of alter ego's

bunholio by Fatass February 13, 2003

stunt 

1.a crazy act to prove one's stupidity
2.an attempt to show off, get laid.

Bill in his last stunt for at least another month, lost his "one-eyed snake",ironicly, to a snake. Don't ask.

stunt by Fatass February 13, 2003

rap 

1.A weak attempt at music...or poetry...or something...Anyway, it consists of some guy bitchin and moaning about life while another guy makes a 1st grade level beat in the background
2.Absolute proof of the degeneration of our culture.

"Wow, is this depressing poetry or what?"
"No, it sucks too much. It some of that rap shit."

rap by Fatass February 13, 2003

j/k 

a short hand version for "just kidding" used by those who can't type well. It is often verbally spoken by people who think that it's cool to sound like a moron.

Well, I did yr mom last night. J/k, lol. Ow, all this high-level thinking's makin' my brain hurt. Gtg, see ya l8r.

j/k by Fatass February 12, 2003