Definitions by fat brewer

snatch custard 

an absolutely disgusting phrase for vaginal discharge.

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.

snatch custard by fat brewer January 24, 2010

unconditional love 

The misguided belief that it is possible to love someone regardless of what they might do or say. This is of course impossible without the accompanying sense resentment, as can be experienced in family life.

I love her unconditionally, however i do also have this awful feeling in the pit of my stomach every time i tell her, ah well, that's unconditional love for you

unconditional love by fat brewer November 16, 2009

Blud Pressure 

Street slang for 'peer pressure' which utilises a medical pun.

A: "Blud, you want some pills?"
B: "umm, not really sure boi"
A: "go on son, it's well safe"
B: "aight then blud, safe"

*shit man, i'm only doin this cos of Blud Pressure*

Blud Pressure by fat brewer November 16, 2009

Poutflaps

Grotesque slang for particularly large labia majora.

She's got poutflaps.

Poutflaps by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009

Sex nappy

Particularly foul word for condom.

"Don't go raw deal, don a sex nappy"

Sex nappy by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009