Definitions by fartknocker101
John Dodge
an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.
John Dodge by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010
Gee Whilikers
something old people say when they are completely befuddled, in pure amazement, or just don't know what the fuck is going on
Gee Whilikers by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010
John Dodge
an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks
John Dodge by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010
Kathairicus
A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool
Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"
Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"
Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."
Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"
Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."
Kathairicus by fartknocker101 January 4, 2010
Couphew
The male child of your bruncle or aunster. Your bruncle/aunster is the result of one of your parents having a child with any of your grandparents, and the son of your bruncle or aunster would be your couphew; your brother or sister's son is your nephew, and your aunt or uncle's son is your son, making the end result your couphew.
My couphews Tommy and Dylan are so adorable when they swing on the swingset, my bruncle Stewart must be so proud of his two sons.
Couphew by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
Niesin
The female child of your bruncle/aunster. Your bruncle and/or aunster is your aunt/uncle and sibling at the same time, so their children, in this case the female, is your niesin; your sibling's daughter being your niece, and your aunt/uncle's daughter being your cousin. Therefore the end result is biologically your niesin.
Niesin by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
buttnugget
A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.
I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.
buttnugget by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009