Simpleton

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.

Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*

by fakename06 October 08, 2018

Buttface Syndrome

1. When someone's face is ugly to where it looks like someone's ass...

2. When you hallucinate thinking everyone has ass face...

Guy1: Damn! She's sexy but she has buttface syndrome
Guy2: Shut the hell up, she's born that way

Guy1: Everyone's faces look like asses
Guy2: Get off ecstacy you moron!

by fakename06 October 08, 2018

MTV

A "music" channel that used to be good back in the 80s and 90s with veejays then in the modern day they lose their jobs for no reason. In the 21st century, MTV became worse to today. MTV is also sexist to men.

Guy 1: I used to be a veejay for MTV but I lost my job now I work at Walmart.
Guy 2: That really sucks.
Guy 3: MTV sucks anyways and is sexist.

by fakename06 March 26, 2017

Uber

A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.

Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber.
*Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*

by fakename06 January 06, 2019

NSFC

Not Safe For Children

That movie is NSFC.

by fakename06 October 30, 2016

A Job

Short for, "I'm not gonna tell you where I work."

Ken: What kind of job do u have?
Pam: A job
Ken: What do you mean by "A Job"?
Pam: Simple as this, I ain't gonna tell you where I work
Ken: *mutters* Jerk

by fakename06 November 27, 2017

TikTok

Formerly known as Musical.ly, this app is even cringier before Musical.ly became Tik Tok. This app consists of white trash hillbilies, more furries, weird old men and more SJW scum.

Scumbag: Hey Billy, you should try TikTok!
Billy: Uh, not thanks. That app is even cringier after the TikTok update.
*Scumbag leaves*

by fakename06 November 27, 2018