turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

by Fred January 01, 2005

French-canadians

Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.

They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.

They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.

French-canadians : the good ones

Quebecers : well, bloody separatists

by Fred December 23, 2003

Death_Jester_

clearly profess person with uber skills

omg Death_Jester_ you own us all

by Fred June 16, 2004

Philly cheese-steak

The Only Place to get a cheesesteak worthy of the name is in philadelphia, The best are Geno's and Pat's wich are located in south Philly, a cheesesteak is a Amoroso hoagie roll with chip steak and either provolone, american, or cheese wiz, some people like fried onions or peppers but they are not included in a true cheesesteak. NOTE: the term "philly cheesesteak" usally means the cheesesteak is not a true cheesesteak, also cheesesteak has no hyphen between cheese and steak

ya'll honky muthafuckas dont know shit about cheesesteaks

by Fred January 04, 2005

zing

Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally

"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"

by Fred March 27, 2005

fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)

brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged

by fred December 03, 2003

phased

When one recieves a verbal attack and gets dissed leaving the victim and the people around gasping in surprise

Guy 1: "You're Gay"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"

by Fred April 04, 2005