f!$h!e's definitions
A racial slur towards white people
A baked tasteless biscuit
A Christmas table novelty
A good pun or joke
A dry raspy fart
A baked tasteless biscuit
A Christmas table novelty
A good pun or joke
A dry raspy fart
Mr Black:"Yo-Yo Cracker"
Mr White:"I-Hear-ya-mah-Niggerrr"
Mr Black: "Boy! I hope you meant "NIGGA""
Mr White: "Then I hope you meant "CRACKA""
"Pass the crackers.....and something to give them some taste"
"Time to pull the crackers apart for the crappy joke and plastic parachute guy!!"
"That Black joke sure was a Cracker.....Geddit!"
"Bruce, did you just rip a cracker???"
Mr White:"I-Hear-ya-mah-Niggerrr"
Mr Black: "Boy! I hope you meant "NIGGA""
Mr White: "Then I hope you meant "CRACKA""
"Pass the crackers.....and something to give them some taste"
"Time to pull the crackers apart for the crappy joke and plastic parachute guy!!"
"That Black joke sure was a Cracker.....Geddit!"
"Bruce, did you just rip a cracker???"
by F!$h!e February 4, 2010
Get the CRACKERmug. Charles:"By Joves, for the the life of me, dear, I do not seem to be able to find "Fo'Shizzle" in my Mini-Oxford"
Susan:"That's because it's an Urbanity, Charlie dear....you are surely the whitest man I know"
Susan:"That's because it's an Urbanity, Charlie dear....you are surely the whitest man I know"
by F!$h!e February 4, 2010
Get the Urbanitymug. 1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.
2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"
2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"
2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"
by F!$h!e December 31, 2008
Get the Fuck-Witmug. When your name and associated slander got by the editors on Urban Dictionary
When a perfectly defined word gets re-defined by free-speech and takes on a whole new meaning
When a meaningless word or abbreviation is invented and given meaning
When a perfectly defined word gets re-defined by free-speech and takes on a whole new meaning
When a meaningless word or abbreviation is invented and given meaning
"OMG! John Smith and Jane Doe got totally Urbanated!!"
"A corn broom is an anal probe??????"
"Dude, that movie was completely off the HB^t674&%8rbvtr!!"
"A corn broom is an anal probe??????"
"Dude, that movie was completely off the HB^t674&%8rbvtr!!"
by F!$h!e February 4, 2010
Get the Urbanatedmug. Often used accidentally in place of "sweetheart" whilst communicating with ones wife....usually whilst also being distracting by something important (such as T.V.)
by F!$h!e December 31, 2008
Get the Cunt-Fuckmug. A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper
"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"
by f!$h!e February 4, 2010
Get the Turd Burglarmug.