eviL's definitions

Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

by eviL July 10, 2004

Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Zyprexa

A medication used to treat certain mental disorders. See schizophreniaand BiPolar Disorder. Doses come in 2.5 mg, 5 mg, 7.5 mg, and 10 mg. May cause drowsiness.

Person: "I take Zyprexa because I am a schizophrenic bimbo."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Gloomfire

A person of great sexiness.

Man, that person is a gloomfire!

by Evil August 9, 2004

Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.

Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Metallic Purple

The color purple when it is metallic.

Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."

by Evil October 18, 2003