ethan's definitions

tuna talk time

A work-derived term denoting that special time during the day that you can get together with your friend and talk shit or share stories about what is going on in the office, while simultaneously making tuna for lunch. This term is a variation of tuna time, which is simply making tuna without the talking. One of the two tuna talk time participants will most likely be a tuna snob

Candi and Nathan usually meet around 11:30 at least once a week for a tuna talk time session.

by Ethan April 28, 2005

nutfuck

A person who acts mindlessly.
See fucknut

That nutfuck ran over my cat!

by Ethan December 4, 2003

donut dandruff

The flaky residue left on your shirt/floor/desk/etc. after eating a glazed donut

The floor was littered with donut dandruff after my coworkers raided a box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.

by Ethan October 9, 2003

asdf

Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.

(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)

Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?

Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.

Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1

Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!

Trip: *owned*

by Ethan April 8, 2005

Shrooted

To be high on mushrooms from belmont

Yo rafe picked up some shrooms from this kid from umass and me and molly and sasha went to the river and got hella shrooted. it was chill

by ethan June 3, 2004