211 in progress

(1) Police code for a robbery currently taking place

(2) The act of consuming a 40 oz. of Steel Reserve malt liqour

Stan: "Dude you drank half that 40 already?!?"

Oliver: "211 in progress!"

by etafatdik June 19, 2008

Ice Man

A friend or associate who attempts to shoot down your chances of picking up a girl. The opposite of wingman.

"She was about to take me to her place until Russ pulled an Ice Man and told her I was unemployed."

by etafatdik August 08, 2009

Butt Trolls

Mythical creatures used to explain gas, rumbling and other noises from the gut and rectal areas during periods of stomach discomfort, most notably as part of a hangover.

Tom: "Dude, was that a fart?"

Jerry: "I think it was the Butt Trolls"

by etafatdik June 19, 2008

throw a fuck

(a) To ruin, destroy or screw up

(b) To casually have sexual intercourse with

(a) Campus Police showing up is going to throw a fuck into my late night party.

(b) She's not that hot but I'd throw her a fuck.

by etafatdik July 06, 2009

Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".

Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"

by etafatdik June 19, 2008

nig heist

A parody punk band primarily made up of Black Flag roadies led by "Mugger" (Steve Corbin). Band members often performed in sex shop-based costumes or even naked. The music (and taunting of the crowd) intended to be as insulting, crude and vulgar as possible -- including references to the previous night's homosexual acts or requests to see the genitalia of the females in the audience. Corbin claims to have arrived at the band name based on a friend of his who would steal his cigarettes to the cry of "Nig heist!"

Nig Heist often opened for Black Flag

by etafatdik June 20, 2008