cristal

Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne

The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.

Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.

I got, no time for fake niggaz
Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz

by Eric January 3, 2004

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Maricopa County

A shitty county in which all juvenile delinquents are royally fucked when they turn 18. Run by a fucking nazi Joe Arpaio, he loves to see inmates run around in pink underwear and enjoys jailing them in shitty tents in a shitty desert. Police there have nothing better to do than break up parties and Indians sit at bus stops and bitch all day about random shit.

Maricopa County is run by a bunch of fucking nazi's.

by Eric April 27, 2006

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paskus

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

by eric July 3, 2003

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