New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 02, 2004

graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."

I miss school. There said it.

by Eric March 06, 2005

chubby

a half erect penis

man when my girl friend celina wears those tight pants(u knoe the ones babe)with her tits hanging out I get a raging chubby!

by Eric November 24, 2003

biggest

Best; worst; most tubular; most heinous.

Dude, that meter maid just ticketed my car even though I had put money in the meter. She's the biggest.

by Eric December 01, 2004

poke

verb: smoke weed as in "poke smot"
noun: pot

Yo danny, let's poke when your dads show starts

Yo joe, i got poke for today

by Eric March 28, 2004

wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

Kuoder

A large used vagina covered in moist pubic hair

John is a fucking Kuoder!

by Eric March 27, 2003