eric's definitions

lowkey lit

Someone acting innocent and clean on the outside but secretly a crazy bitch in the inside

Tim: "Yo I saw sarah yesterday at the club on some crazy shit".

John: "But she's so quiet and innocent bro".

Tim: "Nah bro bitch is lowkey lit yo"

by eric April 15, 2016

Ma Fucker

A human being who 'fucked' a mother. (The mother can be a man if homosexual). Ma Fucking is the thing to do. No man or woman is complete without a nice Ma Fuck-ing.

Hey Timmy you little Ma Fucker. I fucked Sandy making me a Ma Fucker. You crazy Ma Fucker.

by Eric September 2, 2008

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by eric May 20, 2004

Bangeronies

Boobs or Tits, relating to only the ones on the larger side of the scale

Damn, look at them bangeronies.

by Eric December 9, 2003

deleted

1-what one should do with crap emailed to them by crap-for-craps

2-StrongBad's catch phrase

also pronounced 'baleeted' by those with sub-par IQ

oh, realy? I think the cheat is deleted:

DELETED

by eric September 19, 2003

Poopy

something the little kids at my school enjoy saying.

kindergarteners: Hey Eric! Poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy!
Me: go away you little pests.

by Eric December 8, 2004