eric's definitions

Old Mom

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up
2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

by Eric January 2, 2004

off the hezzy fo shezzy

off the hook (for sure), totally awesome

that party was off the hezzy fo shezzy

by Eric March 22, 2003

slipknot

Despite what people say about only poser goths listening to them I actually find there music to be pretty good. If they werent main stream they would kick some ass.

My favorite Slipknot songs are "Before I Forget" and "Duality".

by Eric January 23, 2005

blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

by eric February 14, 2005

reggin k calb

Famouse comedian; black nigger spelled backwards.

Let's go to the comedy caravan, I hear Reggin K. Calb is performing tonight.

by Eric December 30, 2003

band wagon

Only being a Red Sox fan when they are in the playoffs...

Katie and Wade are on the Red Sox band wagon.

by Eric October 9, 2003

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 4, 2005