eric's definitions

foolbag

A person who exhibits foolish characteristics or performs foolish actions. A bag contained of fool. See foolish or fool.

What a stupid thing to do. What a foolbag.

by Eric July 3, 2004

Fart

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese

by Eric July 7, 2004

velvet underground

a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.

the velvet underground was the greatest band of all time.

by Eric July 8, 2004

TBD

Acronym for "To Be Determined". Commonly used in business.

Should we close this deal or not, we're not sure yet right?
Answer: TBD

by Eric July 8, 2004

shraft

Politically correct slang for shitload, buttload, etc.

Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night!

by Eric July 9, 2004

fart-sniffer

This word is used to define the person who hangs around the bathroom for no particular reason other than to (presumably) sniff farts. Their true motives are unknown so one can only assume they enjoy the aroma of a hand-crafted fart.

What's up with Judy? She's always hanging out in the bathroom, the freaky fart-sniffer.

by Eric July 11, 2004

wappy

Wapi is yet another euphamism for baby butter, semen, jizz. The difference however, is that it implies a bit of urgency in it's creation.

After you slap pappy, you gotta clean up all that wappy--and fast!

by Eric July 11, 2004