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A very overgrown hairy pussy!
God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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Get the freetwoliter mug.Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
by Ems August 5, 2003
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he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me
syn. fatshit, fatass
he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me
syn. fatshit, fatass
by ems March 1, 2004
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this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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