Definitions by emperorko

battleaxe 

adj. so severely, brain-shatteringly awesome that it hits you like a battle axe blow to the FACE

Y'ever seen Con Air? That movie is battleaxe!

battleaxe by EmperorKO February 17, 2003

poof 

v. to smoke marijuana

Pack me a bowl, it's time to poof.

poof by EmperorKO February 17, 2003

madball 

n. A person with a severe physical deformity of the face. Derived from Madballs toys of the 1980s, which were all ball-shaped monsters with bizarre faces.

Did you see Tommy since he got his face melted in that car wreck? Such a madball!

madball by EmperorKO February 17, 2003

Face 

adv. used to intensify the word immediately preceding it; generally applied to forms of substance abuse, or the act of regurgitation

At Ko's party this weekend, I'm gonna drink FACE!

I got so hammered at that party, I puked face.

Roll up a blunt, I wanna poof (def. 2) face.

Face by EmperorKO February 17, 2003

posebag 

n. a loser who is such a poser that he's as bad as an entire bag of posers rolled into one, hence a "bag of pose"

No matter what you say, that posebag will agree with it, all tryin to be your friend and shit. Let's see if we can get him to say he loves men.

posebag by EmperorKO February 17, 2003

mack hand 

1. A backhanded slap delivered to keep your ho/hoe in line

2. "Raise the mack hand" - Used to describe the threat of a backhanded slap

1. Latisha was gettin out of line last night til I laid the mack hand down on her ass.

2. Know your role, woman! Don't MAKE me raise the mack hand on yo ass.

mack hand by EmperorKO February 16, 2003

sucka MC 

n. An MC with an inflated opinion of himself, but no skillz or flow

All the sucka MCs try to diss, but they ain't got my flow

sucka MC by EmperorKO February 16, 2003