emily's definitions

gigli

Is to 2003 what Battlefield Earth was to 2000 and Swept Away was to 2002. A badly-made sex comedy starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez that few people have actually seen, but will still vouch as "worst movie of the century" because it's the cool thing to do.

"What movie should we see tonight?"
"Well, let's see ... Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and Gigli."

"Ugh, Gigli?! That's the worst movie EVER!"

by Emily January 16, 2004

a shockatock,

panic attack

oh god
im having a shockatock

by emily February 5, 2004

pussy

womans vagina

i shave my pussy everyday

by Emily April 18, 2003

compilitation

a group of incredibly hot guys.

"Oh man, did you see that compilitation back there?"

by Emily March 27, 2005

Brain Fart

Blurb in your head outta nowhere, train of thought goes weird

Whoops sorry Brain Fart

by Emily May 13, 2005

sex and the city

only the best HBO show ever shown on television

did u watch sex in the city last night? it was the best episode!

by emily January 12, 2007

showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"

by Emily January 31, 2004