242 definitions by emily

gigli

Is to 2003 what Battlefield Earth was to 2000 and Swept Away was to 2002. A badly-made sex comedy starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez that few people have actually seen, but will still vouch as "worst movie of the century" because it's the cool thing to do.

"What movie should we see tonight?"
"Well, let's see ... Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and Gigli."

"Ugh, Gigli?! That's the worst movie EVER!"

by emily January 17, 2004

morbididity

A dumb term that my boyfriend made up. Normally morbid-like things are death etc. but noooo. If it made sense, it wouldn't be Brian. Morbididity to him means anything sad or a downer...It drives me crazy because IT IS NOT A WORD!!!

Is your journal full of morbididity today?

by emily January 1, 2005

hard shiny plastic

party girls that cant resist the hot boy, and rely on each other when all else fails. theres more to us then youll ever know. were emos, and were bitches. wed rather eat then actually be skinny. we like to save planes and ride air men. we love boys, but know they'll break our hearts. we love life and wouldnt trade these nights we wont remember with friends we'll never forget for ANYTHING.

The definition of hard shiny plastic is emily and kim, and you like it.

by emily April 12, 2005

Hilary Duff

1) A term used to define someone who has no talent. See poser


Comes from the teeny bopper Hilary Duff, since she has absloutely talent.

My friend can't do anything, making her a Hilary Duff.

You are such a Hilary Duff!

by emily April 13, 2005

always varies

a kick ass punk band from orillia and brechin. we have a gay drummer who we hate with a passion our singer neils a cool guy jacksons ugly but a cool guy still. and shawn the best bass player in the world is just damn good. he makes madd riffs on the bass and is amazing at backup vocals.and hes man pretty

shawn has size 11.5 feet think about it ...and in some shoes 12..

by emily January 30, 2004

virgin-bagagge

what sometimes happens when a virgin has sex with the first person they can get thinking that it won't mean anything later, or they won't get attached.

Joe wouldn't have sex with his best friend Mindy because of virgin-baggage, and Joe didn't want poor Mindy to get attached.

by emily February 12, 2004

Juggalo/Juggalette

basically a juggalo/juggalette is someone who dont give a fuck. all they care about is the wicked shit, kickin back, and doin shit their way.

that muthafacko is a juggalo! he is down wit da clown till he is dead in the ground.

by emily April 12, 2005