emily's definitions

Trombone

1) An english instrument originally called the sagbute (sackbutt) that makes many obsecene and beautiful noises. Often nicknamed, bone, boner, tromboner, horn, and noisy thing

The Bones in the back row are blowing their minds out.

by Emily April 27, 2004

basted

when you are bored and wasted at the same time

I was home alone with nothing to do, so I got basted.

by Emily December 26, 2004

Sizzle Fest

The occasion when one or more people smoke crack

Sizzle fest tomarrow at 6 at my house!

by emily March 18, 2005

jackellackelpackel

no real definition...only used to annoy people with

jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackeljackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel. (big breath!)jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.

by emily May 19, 2003

Aspen Hill

The little town of Maryland (in MoCO) that is known for absolutely nothing. Oh, except for many of the 2002 sniper shootings being there. It's in between Wheaton, Rockville and Olney, and has the characteristics of all of those places, but mostly Wheaton. There's not a lot to do, but hey.

Let's hang out in Aspen Hill this weekend.

by Emily April 13, 2005

gigli

Is to 2003 what Battlefield Earth was to 2000 and Swept Away was to 2002. A badly-made sex comedy starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez that few people have actually seen, but will still vouch as "worst movie of the century" because it's the cool thing to do.

"What movie should we see tonight?"
"Well, let's see ... Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and Gigli."

"Ugh, Gigli?! That's the worst movie EVER!"

by Emily January 16, 2004

hard shiny plastic

party girls that cant resist the hot boy, and rely on each other when all else fails. theres more to us then youll ever know. were emos, and were bitches. wed rather eat then actually be skinny. we like to save planes and ride air men. we love boys, but know they'll break our hearts. we love life and wouldnt trade these nights we wont remember with friends we'll never forget for ANYTHING.

The definition of hard shiny plastic is emily and kim, and you like it.

by emily April 11, 2005