Mactwat

Someone who works at Macdonalds, who INSISTS that you put "mac" infront of every order.

Me: I'll have some french fries please.
The Mactwat: Huh?
Me: Oh, some fries please.
The Mactwat: Sorry, we don't sell fries.
Me: Yes you do, look up there! (I point at the board behind the Mactwat)
The Mactwat: Oh, you want Macfries!
Me: Oh whatever, you Mactwat, take your Macfries and shove them up your Macass!

by Emily April 5, 2005

Cunty McTwat

when someone is such a pussy the only word to best describe them is Cunty McTwat

man.. Anthony is such a pussy, he wouldn't ask that chick out. i'm going to start calling him Cunty McTwat

by jhawkins December 4, 2010

Mayor McTwat

1. A person who is a twat to everything and anything that moves into their line of sight.

2. someone who has been defined as a twat, but goes above and beyond the duties of a regular twat.

Mayor McTwat usually resides in doucheville population him.

"Man, Zach needs to go be Mayor McTwat somewhere else..."

"Why don't you go back to your cushy desk job as Mayor McTwat of doucheville, population you."

by blackberryaddict1226 October 8, 2009

McTwat

A McDonald's sandwich constructed by ordering both a Filet

O' Fish and McChicken -OR- 4pc. Chicken Nugget, then combining said fish & chicken into one sandwich TO RULE THEM ALL.

-in the same fashion as a 'McGangbang'.

Ive got a taste for something that smells like fish & tastes like chicken... Imma order me a McTwat!!

by epis555 June 30, 2011

Cunty McTwat Twat

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.

Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat

by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

Mantwat

Mantwat is an internet serp who constantly performs fellatio on older men, as well as her dog. She is very promiscuous, and more than likely caries several STDs, such as herpes.

Guy: hay bb
Mantwat: OMG UR HAWT *sucks dick*

by theguythatmantwatsuckedoff August 13, 2007

mactate

derived from the verb lactate, this occurs when a man's sweat marks on his shirt are concentrated around his man-boobs

"ew look at those old guys playing basketball"
"aw man, that fat dude is totally mactating"

by woundedgazelle September 5, 2005