by EMILIO August 21, 2004

by emilio September 4, 2004

by Emilio July 2, 2004

Usually reffered to males, a word to describe heterosexuals who jokingly partake in homosexual acts. Although the homosexual acts can go pretty far, they remain true to their heterosexuality.
"Karen, your boyfriend and his friends are so straight-gay. They keep fondling each others' nipples and threaten to tea bag each other."
by Emilio May 13, 2005

by Emilio July 2, 2004

A town that has experienced a dramatic decrease in the annual percentage of chaos, thievings, vandalism, obnoxious car-horn noises, scheming, racism, cigar purchases, and bad driving since we all went to college. However, there are more capacitors available than before.
by Emilio October 2, 2003

to have sexual relations with a woman then urinating within the condum and tossing it at the womans head. while pronouncing BOOOMMM BITCH
by emilio May 17, 2004
