A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.
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A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
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A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?
Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
by Elmer November 25, 2005
A question asked to another person, which then turns into an insult. The person answering the question must answer with CDs, otherwise the insult will result in failure.
Jerk #1 - "Do you like CDs or Cassette?"
Jerk #2 - "CDs."
Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"
Jerk #2 - "CDs."
Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"
by Elmer April 01, 2005
A term used to describe a good friend that you have known almost your whole life. The word "brother" is used because the friend is extremely close to you to the point that he is almost like your brother--but from a different mother. And that rhymes. And you know that rhymes. Admit it!
by Elmer January 21, 2005
A term used to describe a woman that a man settled for.
The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.
The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.
Jerk #1: Dude, why did you ask that girl out? Man she was uuug-ly!
Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.
Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.
by Elmer January 28, 2005
Some guy arguing with another guy at a dojo: "I know we learn Karate so we need never use it, but I'm gonna have to Karatesize your face for hitting on my biatch, sucka!"
by Elmer April 24, 2005
Data that has been deliberately misrepresented or completely fabricated in order to support and otherwise unsupportable partisan position.
Dan's report on the impact of the housing development on the wetlands was so filled with coulterisms that we were not surprised to discover he was on the developer's payroll.
by elmer January 05, 2004
The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.
Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."
Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."
Jerk #1 - "Word."
Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."
Jerk #1 - "Word."
by Elmer April 10, 2005