elitist's definitions

quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Day Of Defeat

All you ignorant DoD zealots now are officially cocksuckers. Call Of Duty just came out and it is WAY better and isn't built on an engine programmed by a team of plankton.

Day Of Defeat is now officially DEAD!

by Elitist January 19, 2004

Jurrassic Park

Average movie, excellent book.

Any literate individual can tell you that the book is way better then the movie.

by Elitist January 19, 2004

wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

by Elitist January 18, 2004

Random Questions

A community on Livejournal where questions are asked and answered. Drama is rampant. Sarcasm and satire are constant. The "Regulars" are elitists.

OMG, Mac is back!!!11!!one!!11

The internets is ANGRY!

by Elitist November 15, 2004

Clint Eastwood

One of the coolest actors ever. Only one whos better is Charles Bronson.

.44 magnum, most powerful handgun on the planet.

by Elitist January 15, 2004

neonazi

People that hate jews and just sit around all day talking about useless shit. They will never amount to anything great.

See UN

Hey, Isreal sure does suck don't it?

by Elitist February 29, 2004